I asked a merchant calling in for her login ID, which she gladly gave me, clarifying the letters with examples (like "A like apple.") I was listening through a fog of tiredness and post-lunch nappy-time, when I started and thought, "Did she just say 'B like butt?'" She did, because the next thing I heard was giggling. Wait! That means that "H like Harry" that she'd said two seconds ago was actually "H like hairy!" She caught me starting to laugh and explained, "I work for a colon cancer screening clinic - it's the 'Butt-Check' job." We shared a great giggle over the phone, and I hung up smiling from that call. Nothing like a spot o' potty humor to wake me up and remind me that even a tough day can bring goofy surprises!
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Bwa ha ha!!!
Here are some quotes supposedly said after a colonoscopy:
“Take it easy, Doc--you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
“Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
“You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
“Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
Yeah!!!!!
I love the Bill Engvall ones: "Hey, doc, why don't you tell we what I'm THINKING?!" "Huh?" "You're touching my BRAIN, man!!!"
And, "If you're checking for cavities, I have a dentist - thanks."
And there's always "Are you going to buy me dinner at least?"
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