I am a graduate of the American Studies and Spanish programs of Brigham Young University, a lover of all things Humanities, and with weaknesses for naughty junk food, 1990s romantic comedies, beautiful clothes/shoes/makeup, and Halloween. I like to daydream about being a professor, an archaeologist, an FBI agent, or an actress. I also love my three adorable nieces. Kenny is a BYU graduate of the Engineering and Business schools who dreams of becoming a police officer. He loves everything motorcycle and guitar, baseball, basketball, and snowboarding, and would never say no to Italian food or clothes shopping. He loves horror films, watching food shows on the Travel Channel, and cop shows, all of which have led to some exciting adventures for us! We are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, served missions in NYC (me) and northern California (Ken), and love the Gospel and our family and friends.
I am inclined to say something super-cool, like be a spy (a la Sydney Bristow on "Alias"), but, let's face it, I am not nearly that cool (or athletic. or graceful).
So the nerd in me says I would be a computer hacker, just so I could break into people's facebook pages and look at them when they are private, simply so I would not have to befriend them.
Ooh, nice one, Meredith! My crime of choice is stealing precious works of art. Can you imagine the thrill of swiping the Mona Lisa or the statue of David? Ooh, baby! I can just visualize the coolness of getting past all the high-tech security and taking hostage one of the most iconic and treasured images in history. Oh, yeah.
So, if you actually managed to steal the Mona Lisa, would you sell it? Or would it be hanging in your living room (assuming that no one would ever realize it was the real thing)?
You stole mine, Katie. I know long ago that I came up with that first!!! Well, MY art theft career would include me rappelling upside down from the roof in leather. So there.
And Meredith, you are SO right about having to befriend people. I totally want to blog-stalk and check people out on Facebook without having to admit that I'm doing it!!
I don't know that I would be able to sell the Mona Lisa, so that would kind of defeat the purpose now, wouldn't it? : ) I have a puzzle of the Mona Lisa that I bought in Italy - I remember I was playing with it one night all alone in our house and got really creeped out because I SWEAR it was looking at me! So maybe I would be able to sell that painting after all, after a few nights of being alone with it in my house....
Megan, Kenny guessed my crime of choice before he read my post, so I think you and I were born to be art thieves! He and I discussed sliding over and under laser beams like Catherine Zeta Jones in "Entrapment," but with my luck, my butt would probably set off every laser in there! Then we started imagining Jennifer Lopez trying to do the same thing with her ghetto booty, and ended up laughing!
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I am inclined to say something super-cool, like be a spy (a la Sydney Bristow on "Alias"), but, let's face it, I am not nearly that cool (or athletic. or graceful).
So the nerd in me says I would be a computer hacker, just so I could break into people's facebook pages and look at them when they are private, simply so I would not have to befriend them.
Ooh, nice one, Meredith! My crime of choice is stealing precious works of art. Can you imagine the thrill of swiping the Mona Lisa or the statue of David? Ooh, baby! I can just visualize the coolness of getting past all the high-tech security and taking hostage one of the most iconic and treasured images in history. Oh, yeah.
So, if you actually managed to steal the Mona Lisa, would you sell it? Or would it be hanging in your living room (assuming that no one would ever realize it was the real thing)?
You stole mine, Katie. I know long ago that I came up with that first!!! Well, MY art theft career would include me rappelling upside down from the roof in leather. So there.
And Meredith, you are SO right about having to befriend people. I totally want to blog-stalk and check people out on Facebook without having to admit that I'm doing it!!
I don't know that I would be able to sell the Mona Lisa, so that would kind of defeat the purpose now, wouldn't it? : ) I have a puzzle of the Mona Lisa that I bought in Italy - I remember I was playing with it one night all alone in our house and got really creeped out because I SWEAR it was looking at me! So maybe I would be able to sell that painting after all, after a few nights of being alone with it in my house....
Megan, Kenny guessed my crime of choice before he read my post, so I think you and I were born to be art thieves! He and I discussed sliding over and under laser beams like Catherine Zeta Jones in "Entrapment," but with my luck, my butt would probably set off every laser in there! Then we started imagining Jennifer Lopez trying to do the same thing with her ghetto booty, and ended up laughing!
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