Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"Eclipse" what?

Kenny and I have never seen or read anything from the "Twilight" series. We are a little curious, though, so tonight I was checking out trailers and clips for the new movie. "Is that the girl's dad?" Kenny asked, peeking over my shoulder at a clip where Bella's father breaks up a brewing fight between Edward and Jacob over his daughter, who is standing by helplessly (of course). "Why doesn't he just say, 'You know what, you can’t see either of them anymore. They’re creepy. That one guy? He left clumps of hair all over the shower. That was a $600 plumbing bill. You gonna pay for that? Didn’t think so. And that other kid – well, now there are puncture holes in my strawberry syrup. Yeah, after I got all that ice cream out – I was going to gorge. And now it’s all over the inside of the fridge. What the hell is wrong with those two?'"

My husband is the funniest! I think he should write a series of books....

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