I spend a lot of time laughing because of my husband. He says the funniest things on a daily basis, and I really ought to make a better effort to capture them in memory because they are so delightful. Here is a sample of things I heard this weekend:
Kenny, coming out of the kitchen with a diet Dr. Bold (fake Dr. Pepper) in his hand: "Dr. Pepper and Dr. Bold went to college. What's Mr. Pibb up to, sitting around doing nothing with his life? Go make something of yourself!"
Kenny: "I think it's funny that your mom wanted to play Scrabble with me. I have never played Scrabble. My vocabulary consists of about twelve words, all of which I've used in this sentence, and I think I know about three tri-syllabic words."
Me: "Well, my mom likes to win."
"Please don't tell me that I would be good in sales." (He would, though!) "That's like telling me that I have a face for radio."
About Valentine's Day: "Do I have to get you something?"
More to follow, I'm sure!
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Just to let you know, the comment about Valentine's Day was more about saving money than about having to pick something out for me. This is the guy that wrote me a song for our wedding day and sent me a gigantic bouquet of roses for my birthday when he was a poor missionary.
Wanna know where Mr. Pibb is?
In sales!
Ha ha ha! Who wants to be in medical school, anyways?
And the sales comment was more about the fact that Kenny is terrified of being in sales, even though he rocks at it. Nothing against sales - I had a job in sales before my current job, and it was the most demanding work I've ever done!
these are priceless! Kenny is so dead-pan when he talks. The only thing funnier than a funny person is someone who doesn't realize just how funny he is.
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